Socially Awkward Penguin

has a crisp $20 bill in wallet that he never uses... what if the cashier thinks its a fake?

has a crisp $20 bill in wallet that he never uses... what if the cashier thinks its a fake?  Socially Awkward Penguin

ordered delivery food secretly hoping roommate will leave before it comes. Pretty sure she thinks I'm fat.

ordered delivery food secretly hoping roommate will leave before it comes. 
Pretty sure she thinks I'm fat.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Relieved a girl I asked out said no Now I don't have to stress over conversation topics

Relieved a girl I asked out said no Now I don't have to stress over conversation topics  Socially Awkward Penguin

Face butt to wall to pick out wedgie Store Window

Face butt to wall to pick out wedgie Store Window  Socially Awkward Penguin

Surrounded by hundreds of fellow astronomers in a night club spends 90 min in a corner being the most awkward

Surrounded by hundreds of fellow astronomers in a night club spends 90 min in a corner being the most awkward  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to wrong classroom on first day Stays for whole class to avoid making a scene

Goes to wrong classroom on first day Stays for whole class to avoid making a scene  Socially Awkward Penguin

MAkes throwaway acount upvotes own posts

MAkes throwaway acount   upvotes own posts  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl: I ran out of alcohol Me: You want some of Pabst smear?

Girl: I ran out of alcohol Me: You want some of Pabst smear?  Socially Awkward Penguin

Only free seats on bus face people stand for 30 minutes

Only free seats on bus face people  stand for 30 minutes   Socially Awkward Penguin

Stuffs a 8 GB USB stick with music ALWAYS LISTENS TO THE SAME FIVE SONGS

Stuffs a 8 GB USB stick with music ALWAYS LISTENS TO THE SAME FIVE SONGS  Socially Awkward Penguin
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