Socially Awkward Penguin

Asks: "Are you pregnant?" He's male

Asks:

Tries to tell girlfriend "I love you" Voice cracks, message not understood

Tries to tell girlfriend

Man standing in only free parking space at mall on his cellphone Drives home

Man standing in only free  parking space at mall on his cellphone Drives home  Socially Awkward Penguin

Spots cute girl with friend. She's just your type, fantasizing about having a long relationship together, going out to the movies, dinner, spending holidays together. Imagines bad break up where she cheats on you with your friend you met her through. Neve

Spots cute girl with friend. She's just your type, fantasizing about having a long relationship together, going out to the movies, dinner, spending holidays together. Imagines bad break up where she cheats on you with your friend you met her through. Neve  Socially Awkward Penguin

Person sneezes in a commercial Gesundheit

Person sneezes in a commercial Gesundheit   Socially Awkward Penguin

See a stranger walking towards you in hallway start reading all the posters on the walls to avoid eye contact

See a stranger walking towards you in hallway start reading all the posters on the walls to avoid eye contact  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone calls me by my brother's name. Don't correct them. Pretend to be my brother for half an hour.

Someone calls me by my brother's name. Don't correct them.  Pretend to be my brother for half an hour.    Socially Awkward Penguin

About to hang out with friends Feels really fucking nervous and about to vomit

About to hang out with friends Feels really fucking nervous and about to vomit  Socially Awkward Penguin

send someone a facebook message they are logged on - immediately log off to avoid having to chat

send someone a facebook message they are logged on - immediately log off to avoid having to chat  Socially Awkward Penguin

singing in car pull up to stoplight and keep singing but don't move mouth

singing in car pull up to stoplight and keep singing but don't move mouth  Socially Awkward Penguin
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