Socially Awkward Penguin

Introducing my self to a really hot girl Spell my first name, Sam, and my last name

Introducing my self to a really hot girl Spell my first name, Sam, and my last name  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees someone browsing Reddit at airport Takes picture and posts it to Reddit

Sees someone browsing Reddit at airport Takes picture and posts it to Reddit  Socially Awkward Penguin

Took so long to think of perfect text msg It was too late to send text msgs

Took so long to think of perfect text msg   It was too late to send text msgs  Socially Awkward Penguin

Standing in line for free samples pretends to be interested in buying the product

Standing in line for free samples pretends to be interested in buying the product    Socially Awkward Penguin

Pretty Waitress says - "enjoy your food" You too

Pretty Waitress says -

Need to leave supermarket without purchasing anything worst fucking nightmare

Need to leave supermarket without purchasing anything worst fucking nightmare  Socially Awkward Penguin

Receives an upvote Pure adrenaline

Receives an upvote Pure adrenaline  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally leaves right turn signal on takes nearest right turn

Accidentally leaves right turn signal on takes nearest right turn  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl starts working at neighboring desk Manual breathing: engaged

Cute girl starts working at neighboring desk   Manual breathing: engaged  Socially Awkward Penguin

cute girl thanks me for opening the door for her respond with "its an automatic door"

cute girl thanks me for opening the door for her  respond with
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