Socially Awkward Penguin

Have a great workout "you too"

Have a great workout

kisses step-mother lips are too far apart. ends up briefly sucking her cheek

kisses step-mother lips are too far apart. ends up briefly sucking her cheek  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finally posts about not having a date for valentines day uses wrong meme

Finally posts about not having a date for valentines day uses wrong meme  Socially Awkward Penguin

Can hear co-worker taking a dump during a conference call Too nervous to say anything

Can hear co-worker taking a dump during a conference call Too nervous to say anything  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally bumps into someone "excuse me very much"

Accidentally bumps into someone

"Who's the sexy new waitress you hired?" "my sister"

Call person by the wrong name in front of boss the name was an employee who died of a stroke 6 months ago

Call person by the wrong name in front of boss the name was an employee who died of a stroke 6 months ago  Socially Awkward Penguin

Orders pizza to be delivered Get raging boner right before pizza is delivered.

Orders pizza to be delivered Get raging boner right before pizza is delivered.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl walks towards me so I start thinking over every single detail of what I'm going to say to her to make sure that it's both intelligent and funny because I want to make a positive lasting impression..... And she's gone.

Cute girl walks towards me  so I start thinking over every single detail of what I'm going to say to her to make sure that it's both intelligent and funny because I want to make a positive lasting impression..... And she's gone.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Knows better than to subtweet & make vague FB statuses Doesn't know enough to competently deal with own problems

Knows better than to subtweet & make vague FB statuses Doesn't know enough to competently 
deal with own problems  Socially Awkward Penguin
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