Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend is coming over Think of responses to questions he might ask

Friend is coming over Think of responses to questions he might ask  Socially Awkward Penguin

Come out of grocery store and realizes I forgot to buy something Goes to another store

Come out of grocery store and realizes I forgot to buy something Goes to another store  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finds engagement ring in cheesecake swallows it so doesn't have to say no

Finds engagement ring in cheesecake swallows it so doesn't have to say no  Socially Awkward Penguin

Looks in /r/gonewild for a new girlfriend

Looks in /r/gonewild for a new girlfriend  Socially Awkward Penguin

dreads hearing his recorded voice or seeing himself on screen has to play a video featuring himself during in-class presentations

dreads hearing his recorded voice or seeing himself on screen has to play a video featuring himself during in-class presentations  Socially Awkward Penguin

Waiter: "Enjoy your food" "You too"

 Waiter:

Expecting a phone call in the next 3 hours Holds in a poop they entire time

Expecting a phone call in the next 3 hours Holds in a poop they entire time  Socially Awkward Penguin

tell girl you like her she asks "are you sure?"

tell girl you like her she asks

Crush texts you Spend the next ten minutes creating drafts of what to say

Crush texts you Spend the next ten minutes creating drafts of what to say  Socially Awkward Penguin

Stepped on someones foot Says ouch for them

Stepped on someones foot Says ouch for them  Socially Awkward Penguin
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