Socially Awkward Penguin

drinks OJ because of numb mouth after dental visit oj spills out of mouth because it's numb.

drinks OJ because of numb mouth after dental visit oj spills out of mouth because it's numb.    Socially Awkward Penguin

Nick spino... or Kelan Reilly (same person)

Nick spino... or Kelan Reilly (same person)  Socially Awkward Penguin

Asks teacher to use to bathroom "Thanks, mom"

Asks teacher to use to bathroom

Times every poop for a month to find out how long i can leave meetings to sit in the bathroom and browse reddit

Times every poop for a month  to find out how long i can leave meetings to sit in the bathroom and browse reddit  Socially Awkward Penguin

carries on a conversation with someone talking on their bluetooth

carries on a conversation with someone talking on their bluetooth  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hears someone come in Holds poop until he leaves

Hears someone come in Holds poop until he leaves  Socially Awkward Penguin

GETS INVITED TO PARTY DENIES IT BECAUSE I KNOW IT'LL BE A WASTE OF TIME

GETS INVITED TO PARTY DENIES IT BECAUSE I KNOW IT'LL BE A WASTE OF TIME  Socially Awkward Penguin

Move to hug crush Backhands glass of water onto her lap and cellphone

Move to hug crush Backhands glass of water onto her lap and cellphone  Socially Awkward Penguin

cute girl pushes you and steps on your shoe Apologize

cute girl pushes you and steps on your shoe Apologize  Socially Awkward Penguin

Ex comes over to "hang out" Finds box with other ex's dirty letters.

Ex comes over to
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