Socially Awkward Penguin

Takes out wallet to pay for ice cream Accidentally Hands cashier library card

Takes out wallet to pay for ice cream Accidentally Hands cashier library card  Socially Awkward Penguin

Asks for Footlong Turkey breast sandwich from cute girl at subway girl asks if he meant Chicken breast. States he doesn't know why he said breast.

Asks for Footlong Turkey breast sandwich from cute girl at subway girl asks if he meant Chicken breast. States he doesn't know why he said breast.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets helicopter to prom arrives 3 hours early

Gets helicopter to prom arrives 3 hours early  Socially Awkward Penguin

Go to bathroom to take a dump Sees someone else in a stall, pretends to wash hands and leaves

Go to bathroom to take a dump Sees someone else in a stall, pretends to wash hands and leaves  Socially Awkward Penguin

LOOKS AT EX Girlfriend NEW DATE ON FACEBOOK using my iphone Accidently makes a friend request

LOOKS AT EX Girlfriend NEW DATE ON FACEBOOK using my iphone Accidently makes a friend request  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally walk into women's underwear section Buys something so people think you have a GF even though you don't

Accidentally walk into women's underwear section Buys something so people think you have a GF even though you don't  Socially Awkward Penguin

Card reader doesn't work at the pump Drives to another gas station

Card reader doesn't work at the pump Drives to another gas station  Socially Awkward Penguin

It's my cake day Gets too nervous to think of anything funny

It's my cake day Gets too nervous to think of anything funny  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finishes getting a blowie from hot girl "sorry"

Finishes getting a blowie from hot girl

Waitress got order wrong eats food anyway

Waitress got order wrong eats food anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin
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