Socially Awkward Penguin

All lanes clear at bank drive-thru Use lane furthest from teller

All lanes clear at bank drive-thru Use lane furthest from teller    Socially Awkward Penguin

Thank god i'm not a worm shit, i'm the worm

Thank god i'm not a worm shit, i'm the worm  Socially Awkward Penguin

At a fast food place and order a specific drink. Realize they have a self serve drinking fountain.

At a fast food place and order a specific drink. Realize they have a self serve drinking fountain.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk into door Apologize to door, then apologize for apologizing

Walk into door Apologize to door, then apologize for apologizing  Socially Awkward Penguin

gets a bike ringer keeps riding behind pedestrians silently

gets a bike ringer keeps riding behind pedestrians silently  Socially Awkward Penguin

calls smoking stupid still decides to hold the bong for 3 minutes

calls smoking stupid still decides to hold the bong for 3 minutes  Socially Awkward Penguin

uses memes to communicate didn't tell the adversary you can create your owns

uses memes to communicate didn't tell the adversary you can create your owns  Socially Awkward Penguin

Replies "You're welcome" When friend thanks someone

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Gets flustered by cute cashier and leaves dollar tip for 2 dollar drink runs out of cafe

Gets flustered by cute cashier and leaves dollar tip for 2 dollar drink runs out of cafe  Socially Awkward Penguin

"oh yeah, I know where that is" has no fucking clue

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