Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees former teacher in public Avoids eye contact by any means necessary

Sees former teacher in public Avoids eye contact by any means necessary  Socially Awkward Penguin

We have guests over? time to hide in the bathroom until they leave

We have guests over? time to hide in the bathroom until they leave  Socially Awkward Penguin

Talking to a British Customer Accidently mimic their accent

Talking to a British Customer Accidently mimic their accent  Socially Awkward Penguin

"I'LL Be right back" "give me a sex"

Finally make harmless phone call after hours of dread "Man, I'm exhausted."

Finally make harmless phone call after hours of dread

works in a pharmacy "hope to see you again soon!"

works in a pharmacy

holding the elevator on the bottom floor for the hot girl in the building "going up?"

holding the elevator on the bottom floor for the hot girl in the building

Eats lunch in car on meal break Pretends to be on phone when co-worker walks by

Eats lunch in car on meal break Pretends to be on phone when co-worker walks by  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pooping in the handicap stall when I see a wheelchair roll up Roll under to the next stall and walkout

Pooping in the handicap stall when I see a wheelchair roll up Roll under to the next stall and walkout  Socially Awkward Penguin

"the talk" with parents remembers joke his friend told him

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