Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to use automated hand sanitizer in public space It's empty

Goes to use automated hand sanitizer in public space It's empty  Socially Awkward Penguin

Farts and nobody hears says "oops" and now we know

Farts and nobody hears says

Reads thread about what sweet things people have done for you realizes no one ever did anything sweet for me

Reads thread about what sweet things people have done for you realizes no one ever did anything sweet for me  Socially Awkward Penguin

Drives to RedBox alone on V-Day makes eye contact with two couples in line. Keep driving

Drives to RedBox alone on V-Day makes eye contact with two couples in line. Keep driving  Socially Awkward Penguin

Date is eating her chicken Parmesan "That reminds me of when I dissected a fetal pig back in biology class"

Date is eating her chicken Parmesan

understands hockey better than most nhl coaches can't stop passing up the middle

understands hockey better than most nhl coaches can't stop passing up the middle  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pizza delivery guy: "Thanks, enjoy the pizza." Me: "You too!"

 Pizza delivery guy:

Starving for lunch waits for cafeteria to empty to eat

Starving for lunch waits for cafeteria to empty to eat  Socially Awkward Penguin

Takes ten minutes to type a long, nuetral, detailed reply to a comment on his post "Nah, they might get mad. I don't want to start a fight over the Internet"

Takes ten minutes to type a long, nuetral, detailed reply to a comment on his post

Tries to cross the street, there's a car coming Looks the other way so they don't allow you to cross in front of them

Tries to cross the street, there's a car coming Looks the other way so they don't allow you to cross in front of them  Socially Awkward Penguin
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