Socially Awkward Penguin

Sneezes in class and someone says bless you thank them not knowing snot is hanging from nose

Sneezes in class and someone says bless you thank them not knowing snot is hanging from nose  Socially Awkward Penguin

cross an intersection panic attack

cross an intersection panic attack  Socially Awkward Penguin

Types "lol" in response to a text Forces a laugh out to make it true

Types

Girl tells me she's deaf in her right ear Tell her I can relate because my head is congested

Girl tells me she's deaf in her right ear Tell her I can relate because my head is congested  Socially Awkward Penguin

have to take a dump in crush's house remember you didn't flush as she goes in to pee

have to take a dump in crush's house remember you didn't flush as she goes in to pee  Socially Awkward Penguin

Is terrified of making eye contact with anyone. Stares at boobs instead.

Is terrified of making eye contact with anyone. Stares at boobs instead.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis

Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis  Socially Awkward Penguin

Stranger at the gym "excuse me, can you spot me?" "No thanks, I'm okay"

Stranger at the gym

Try to lose friend at night in an unfamiliar neighborhood Use turn signals well in advance of all turns.

Try to lose friend at night in an unfamiliar neighborhood Use turn signals well in advance of all turns.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Shake hands with the professor at the end of the semester. rub your finger against his wrist involuntarily.

Shake hands with the professor at the end of the semester. rub your finger against his wrist involuntarily.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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