Socially Awkward Penguin

Knock at the door. Open it in a way that person sees mom first to avoid "Not interested in your cause" conversation. Stuck between the wall and the door while mom has 10 minute "Your cause sounds interesting" conversation.

Knock at the door. Open it in a way that person sees mom first to avoid

"I like the band on your shirt" "Thanks"

Guy at Men's Warehouse: "Have Fun at the wedding" Me: "You Too"

Guy at Men's Warehouse:

sees hilarious picture on reddit during rpesentations in class laughs right when someone stumbles over their words

sees hilarious picture on reddit during rpesentations in class laughs right when someone stumbles over their words  Socially Awkward Penguin

hot girl at office shows you a picture of her as a kid "you were a hot little girl"

hot girl at office shows you a picture of her as a kid

In a house with lots of sports memorabilia "Hey, can I check out your balls?"

In a house with lots of sports memorabilia

Notices a hot girl approaching an automatic door. Attempts to hold the door open for her.

Notices a hot girl approaching an automatic door. Attempts to hold the door open for her.    Socially Awkward Penguin

Sets suggestive moaning as a ringtone and makes the volume maximum because you know you don't have any friends or people that will call you to set it off

Sets suggestive moaning as a ringtone and makes the volume maximum because you know you don't have any friends or people that will call you to set it off  Socially Awkward Penguin

pizza guy comes back "oops i forgot the soda" me "sorry"

pizza guy comes back

Girlfriend told me her grandmother died "are you sure?"

Girlfriend told me her grandmother died
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