Socially Awkward Penguin

Sarcasm so advanced Everyone knows I'm an asshole.

Sarcasm so advanced  Everyone knows I'm an asshole.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Forget the mail on saturday leave it until monday to avoid looking stupid at the mailbox on sunday

Forget the mail on saturday  leave it until monday to avoid looking stupid at the mailbox on sunday    Socially Awkward Penguin

Every dish is in a foreign language or is otherwise hard to pronounce Orders the special

Every dish is in a foreign language or is otherwise hard to pronounce  Orders the special  Socially Awkward Penguin

Scheduled for two lunch meetings Eats two lunches

Scheduled for two
 lunch meetings  Eats two lunches   Socially Awkward Penguin

Holds door for the person behind him automatic

Holds door for the 
person behind him automatic  Socially Awkward Penguin

sees crush's online status change to available waits few minutes before msging

sees crush's online status change to available waits few minutes before msging  Socially Awkward Penguin

walks into the wrong class stays entire time anyway

walks into the wrong class stays entire time anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl in class who corrected your test has no idea who you are you sit right next to her

Girl in class who corrected your test has no idea who you are you sit right next to her  Socially Awkward Penguin

she Kind of work at the movies? How does ones KIND OF work at the movies?

she Kind of work at the movies? How does ones KIND OF work at the movies?  Socially Awkward Penguin

Happy birthday! Thanks, you too!

Happy birthday!   Thanks, you too!  Socially Awkward Penguin
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