Socially Awkward Penguin

asked for lighter by a cute girl burns her hair down

asked for lighter by a cute girl burns her hair down  Socially Awkward Penguin

Reactivates facebook instantly remembers why it was deactivated

Reactivates facebook instantly remembers why it was deactivated  Socially Awkward Penguin

I need to pee but there's people in the hallway

I need to pee but there's people in the hallway  Socially Awkward Penguin

use public restroom Turn phone on vibrate so no one knows you're pooping

use public restroom Turn phone on vibrate so no one knows you're pooping    Socially Awkward Penguin

Happens to get off at the same bus stop as a cute girl walks the other direction so she wont think he's stalking her.

Happens to get off at the same bus stop as a cute girl walks the other direction so she wont think he's stalking her.  Socially Awkward Penguin

finds the perfect way to find out someone's name they've forgotten Instead of just asking them what their fucking name is

finds the perfect way to find out someone's name they've forgotten  Instead of just asking them what their fucking name is  Socially Awkward Penguin

For fuck's sake, someone say something For fuck's sake, someone say something For fuck's sake, someone say something For fuck's sake, someone say something Oh thank Christ

For fuck's sake, someone say something For fuck's sake, someone say something For fuck's sake, someone say something For fuck's sake, someone say something Oh thank Christ  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hit it off with a girl at a party Have to turn down a BJ because the queso dip gave me gas

Hit it off with a girl at a party Have to turn down a BJ because the queso dip gave me gas  Socially Awkward Penguin

what size would you like? extra medium.

what size would you like? extra medium.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Losing in a burping competition against a girl Fart really loudly trying to burp louder

Losing in a burping competition against a girl Fart really loudly trying to burp louder    Socially Awkward Penguin
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