Socially Awkward Penguin

FINISHES AP CHEM TEST WITH ADRENALINE STILL PUMPING

FINISHES AP CHEM TEST WITH ADRENALINE STILL PUMPING  Socially Awkward Penguin

avoid using facebook on saturday night so people don't think you have nothing better to do on a saturday night than use facebook

avoid using facebook on saturday night so people don't think you have nothing better to do on a saturday night than use facebook  Socially Awkward Penguin

notices a girl's whistle and asks if it's a rape whistle. she says yes. asks "does it work?"

notices a girl's whistle and asks if it's a rape whistle. she says yes. asks

You're making me so hard

You're making me so hard  Socially Awkward Penguin

pulls up to red light leaves 3ft in front of you so your not sitting next to another car

pulls up to red light
 leaves 3ft in front of you so your not sitting next to another car  Socially Awkward Penguin

Makes cancer joke next to girl i like her mom has cancer

Makes cancer joke next 
to girl i like her mom has cancer  Socially Awkward Penguin

Person in front has almost identical groceries move to a different checkout

Person in front has almost identical groceries move to a different checkout  Socially Awkward Penguin

So I don't lift a LOT of weight. But I'm still the best Olympic weightlifter at my gym. My secret?... I don't have any elbows.

So I don't lift a LOT of weight.  But I'm still the best Olympic weightlifter at my gym.  My secret?... I don't have any elbows.  Socially Awkward Penguin

new friend: i'll see you later me: yeah, you too

new friend: i'll see you later me: yeah, you too  Socially Awkward Penguin

LOUD PEOPLE OUTSIDE KEPT ME AWAKE ADRENALINE RUSH FROM THINKING ABOUT ASKING THEM TO BE QUIET ALSO KEPT ME AWAKE

LOUD PEOPLE OUTSIDE KEPT ME AWAKE ADRENALINE RUSH FROM THINKING ABOUT ASKING THEM TO BE QUIET ALSO KEPT ME AWAKE   Socially Awkward Penguin
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