Socially Awkward Penguin

Hot waitress from local cafe is hitting on me never go there again

Hot waitress from local cafe is hitting on me never go there again  Socially Awkward Penguin

write a badas sms when I was drunk to my crush... Say that was a drunk friend.

write a badas sms when I was drunk to my crush... Say that was a drunk friend.  Socially Awkward Penguin

watching a movie with family sex scene

watching a movie with family sex scene  Socially Awkward Penguin

Knows new friend's weekly schedule Pretends to forget during conversation to not seem like a stalker

Knows new friend's weekly schedule Pretends to forget during conversation to not seem like a stalker  Socially Awkward Penguin

tries to avoid hover hand creepily feels her up

tries to avoid hover hand creepily feels her up  Socially Awkward Penguin

Part of one big group conversation Before you know it, group splits into two separate conversations with you stuck in the middle.

Part of one big group conversation Before you know it, group splits into two separate conversations with you stuck in the middle.  Socially Awkward Penguin

signs up for 5 clubs at infofair attends none

signs up for 5 clubs at infofair attends none  Socially Awkward Penguin

front desk clerk at hotel says have a nice stay. says you too.

front desk clerk at hotel says have a nice stay. says you too.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Guy walks up to urinal next to me Shy bladder standoff

Guy walks up to urinal next to me Shy bladder standoff   Socially Awkward Penguin

wants to avoid awkward goodbyes at party sneaks out back and jumps over fence to leave

wants to avoid awkward goodbyes at party sneaks out back and jumps over fence to leave  Socially Awkward Penguin
Like us for More!