Socially Awkward Penguin

cuddles with girlfriend lets out loud fart.

cuddles with girlfriend lets out loud fart.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Balls itch but don't scratch them Instead awkwardly squirm and move hips to try and help

Balls itch but don't scratch them Instead awkwardly squirm and move hips to try and help  Socially Awkward Penguin

You're cold? Want me to stick you in the oven for a little?

You're cold? Want me to stick you in the oven for a little?  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has small penis buys large condoms

Has small penis buys large condoms  Socially Awkward Penguin

Askfm.com seems to be tredning Reads everthing to be better at socializing, but never speaks to them.

Askfm.com seems to be  tredning Reads everthing to be better at socializing,  but never speaks to them.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets first tattoo, on butt Gets nervous gas

Gets first  tattoo, on  butt Gets nervous gas  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hates having long hair hates getting hair cut

Hates having long hair hates getting hair cut  Socially Awkward Penguin

Watches superbowl To understand what people are talking about at school tomorrow

Watches superbowl To understand what people are talking about at school tomorrow  Socially Awkward Penguin

Shows up to class late realizes there are no open seats and walks right back out the door

Shows up to class late realizes there are no open seats and walks right back out the door  Socially Awkward Penguin

Always last to leave the party Too nervous to approach people and say goodbye

Always last to leave the party Too nervous to approach people and say goodbye  Socially Awkward Penguin
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