Socially Awkward Penguin

Something mildly interesting happens "I must post it on reddit"

Something mildly interesting happens

Told he's a friendly person "Maybe I just want to kidnap you"

Told he's a friendly person

tries to think up clever way to say "here" when teacher is taking attendence choke on saliva and let out gross gurgle when he calls on me

tries to think up clever way to say

Asking my own girlfriend to Prom Didn't have the balls to do it

Asking my own girlfriend to Prom Didn't have the balls to do it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Standing next to a cute girl in the check out line Move my hand to casually adjust my shirt and accidentally touch her ass

Standing next to a cute girl in the check out line Move my hand to casually adjust my shirt and accidentally touch her ass  Socially Awkward Penguin

Anxious about people seeing chewed up nails Starts biting nails

Anxious about people seeing chewed up nails Starts biting nails  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally closes Reddit Has another Reddit window open behind it

Accidentally closes Reddit Has another Reddit window open behind it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hey man, i hear it's your last week. Really? I didn't know that.

Hey man, i hear it's your last week. Really? I didn't know that.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Forgets to put on deodorant before mle-long jog to crush's house

Forgets to put on deodorant before mle-long jog to crush's house  Socially Awkward Penguin

waits at least 20 mins to reply to emails so friends think i'm out and about not just home on reddit

waits at least 20 mins to reply to emails so friends think i'm out and about not just home on reddit  Socially Awkward Penguin
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