Socially Awkward Penguin

smiles at good looking girl at bus station she doesn't smile back and thats it

smiles at good looking girl at  bus station she doesn't smile back and thats it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets up to leave class ten mintues early adrenaline rush

Gets up to leave class ten mintues early adrenaline rush  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally trips a girl down the stairs Quickly switches to the other side of the stairs and walk up

Accidentally trips a girl down the stairs Quickly switches to the other side of the stairs and walk up  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hosting a conference call for the 1st time in a year Adrenaline rush 1 hour before the actual call

Hosting a conference call for the 1st time in a year Adrenaline rush 1 hour before the actual call  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets into car with another car waiting to take my spot Pretends to do something in the car until the other car drives off

Gets into car with another car waiting to take my spot Pretends to do something in the car until the other car drives off  Socially Awkward Penguin

ONLY ONE WEARING CUTOFF AT GYM SMALLEST MAN AT GYM

ONLY ONE WEARING CUTOFF AT GYM SMALLEST MAN AT GYM  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Could I get your first and last name?" Try and say both at once

Clogs only toilet on first week of internship tells nobody

Clogs only toilet on first week of internship tells nobody  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has to return potential employer's phone call and leave a message Writes down own phone number to read to avoid messing it up in voice mail

Has to return potential employer's phone call and leave a message Writes down own phone number to read to avoid messing it up in voice mail  Socially Awkward Penguin

got drunk and ended up not being concerned about how i might come off to others and just enjoyed myself. Next morning: "I'm never drinking again."

got drunk and ended up not being concerned about how i might come off to others and just enjoyed myself. Next morning:
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