Socially Awkward Penguin

Enjoy your meal! You too

Enjoy your meal! You too  Socially Awkward Penguin

I always greet girls by saying "Fat penguins" nothing breaks the ice better than fat penguins

I always greet girls by saying

Your total is 5.06 enjoy your meal! "You too"

Your total is 5.06 enjoy your meal!

Looks down during initiated handshake so you don't mis-grab hand "well... I'm half way there, I might as well bow."

Looks down during initiated handshake so you don't mis-grab hand

Movie theater worker hands you your ticket and says, "Enjoy the show." "You too!"

Movie theater worker hands you your ticket and says,

runs into girl on chatroulette gets scared and presses next

runs into girl on chatroulette gets scared and presses next    Socially Awkward Penguin

Wants cute girl to talk Interupts when she does, three times

Wants cute girl to talk Interupts when she does, three times  Socially Awkward Penguin

approach checkout line same time as someone else walk away pretending you forgot to get something

approach checkout line same time as someone else walk away pretending you forgot to get something  Socially Awkward Penguin

has windshield wipers on too fast sprays wiper fluid

has windshield wipers 
on too fast sprays wiper fluid  Socially Awkward Penguin

Housemate cuts power to your room Avoid Confrontation, Plug everything back in (Then passive-agressively complain about it on the internet) (although there was a spare extension cord on the stairs...)

Housemate cuts power to your room Avoid Confrontation, Plug everything back in (Then passive-agressively complain about it on the internet) (although there was a spare extension cord on the stairs...)  Socially Awkward Penguin
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