Socially Awkward Penguin

tells black joke to friend stop to realize he is black

tells black joke to friend stop to realize he is black  Socially Awkward Penguin

Go to comic book store and everything you went for is back ordered. Wind up spending over $30 anyways

Go to comic book store and everything you went for is back ordered. Wind up spending over $30 anyways  Socially Awkward Penguin

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peeing in a stall aim for porcelain for minimum sound

peeing in a stall aim for porcelain for minimum sound  Socially Awkward Penguin

Say something to make yourself seem like part of group somehow end up talking about ponies

Say something to make yourself seem like part of group somehow end up talking about ponies  Socially Awkward Penguin

"schatz, wenn du mich liebst löscht du dein facebook profil für mich" "baby ich hab sowieso mein passwort vergessen"

Too many choices on menu don't order anything

Too many choices on menu  don't order anything   Socially Awkward Penguin

get turned down for a job at the mall never go into the store again

get turned down for a job at the mall never go into the store again  Socially Awkward Penguin

Get a haircut Put on hat immediately after.

Get a haircut Put on hat immediately after.  Socially Awkward Penguin

See someone walking up, so you hold the door open Only to realize that they aren't walking in through that door.

See someone walking up, so you hold the door open Only to realize that they aren't walking in through that door.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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