Socially Awkward Penguin

heard a hip, unfamiliar word from someone popular today urbandictionary it so i can use it myself next time

heard a hip, unfamiliar word from someone popular today urbandictionary it so i can use it myself next time  Socially Awkward Penguin

Roommate has someone you don't know over Ask them if they'd like to mate, then begin making attempts at fondling navel

Roommate has someone you don't know over Ask them if they'd like to mate, then begin making attempts at fondling navel  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has gym membership Works out at home

Has gym membership Works out at home  Socially Awkward Penguin

Creates Sub-reddit too afraid of being called a spammer to promote it.

Creates Sub-reddit too afraid of being called a spammer to promote it.    Socially Awkward Penguin

First stern shabbaton don't know anyone there

First stern shabbaton don't know anyone there  Socially Awkward Penguin

Told story about pine trees nobody knew what they were

Told story about pine trees nobody knew what they were  Socially Awkward Penguin

sees cute girl on the subway has imaginary conversation with her in your head

sees cute girl on the subway has imaginary conversation with her in your head  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wants a friend Had to chase down the person who i wanted to be friends with I realized i was chasing that person with the knife i wanted to buy

Wants a friend Had to chase down the person who i wanted to be friends with I realized i was chasing that person with the knife i wanted to buy  Socially Awkward Penguin

random hot girl talks to him gets a boner

random hot girl talks to him  gets a boner   Socially Awkward Penguin

Delivery guy got my order wrong just crackers it is then

Delivery guy got my order wrong just crackers it is then  Socially Awkward Penguin
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