Socially Awkward Penguin

choses the shortest urinal to look like i have a bigger penis than i actually do

choses the shortest urinal  to look like i have a bigger penis than i actually do  Socially Awkward Penguin

discovers only one urinal is vacant in restroom backs out slowly after looking at the men peeing

discovers only one urinal is vacant in restroom backs out slowly after looking at the men peeing  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone says "What's up?" You say "Fine."

Someone says

girl talks to you imagine life together

girl talks to you imagine life together  Socially Awkward Penguin

Says hi to someone who looks like his friend walks past him to look like it was meant for someone eles

Says hi to someone who looks like his friend  walks past him to look like it was meant for someone eles  Socially Awkward Penguin

Is 21 still nervous when buying alchohol

Is 21 still nervous when buying alchohol  Socially Awkward Penguin

"We heard you were chill people" directs them to neighboring dorm room

see a hot girl inside a gas station act's busy in the car until she leaves

see a hot girl inside a gas station act's busy in the car until she leaves  Socially Awkward Penguin

someone collecting charity donations change route

someone collecting charity donations change route  Socially Awkward Penguin

Bought a fifth of vodka instead of the half-pint because you wanted the cashier to think you were going to a new years eve party

Bought a fifth of vodka instead of the half-pint because you wanted the cashier to think you were going to a new years eve party  Socially Awkward Penguin
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