Socially Awkward Penguin

walks behind someone at night who lives in your street shakes the keys

walks behind  someone at night who lives in your street shakes the keys  Socially Awkward Penguin

accidentally hang up with someone on the phone while they're in the middle of saying goodbye call back and explain why you didn't say goodbye back so they don't thing you're a dick

accidentally hang up with someone on the phone while they're in the middle of  saying goodbye call back and explain why you didn't say goodbye back so they don't thing you're a dick  Socially Awkward Penguin

Thinking of reddit in public randomly starts laughing

Thinking of reddit in public randomly starts laughing  Socially Awkward Penguin

GROCERY STORE AISLE IS TOO FULL TO GET BY TURN AROUND, GO ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE NEXT AISLE TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

GROCERY STORE AISLE IS TOO FULL TO GET BY  TURN AROUND, GO ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE NEXT AISLE TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl:I like the way your voice sounds.... Me:DING DING, Congrats! You're the 50k person to tell me that!

Girl:I like the way your voice sounds.... Me:DING DING, Congrats! You're the 50k person to tell me that!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Thinks there is an extra step while walking up stairs jogs to destination to keep momentum going

Thinks there is an extra step while walking up stairs jogs to destination to keep momentum going  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesn't know how to pronounce the food they want Panics and orders something else

Doesn't know how to pronounce the food they want Panics and orders something else  Socially Awkward Penguin

needs to roll down window in traffic afraid people will think you farted

needs to roll down window in traffic afraid people will think you farted  Socially Awkward Penguin

hot blind girl asks you a question respond using sign language

hot blind girl asks you a question respond using sign language  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to converse with black coworkers "Hey, do you know what saggin spelled backwards sounds like?"

Tries to converse with black coworkers
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