Socially Awkward Penguin

COWORKER SAYS, "HOW ARE YOU?" MY REPLY: "HOW ARE YOU?"

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Misses stop while biking Rides around the block instead of turning

Misses stop while biking Rides around the block instead of turning  Socially Awkward Penguin

Spends all morning on 1000 song jogging playlist Slows to a walk half way through first song

Spends all morning on 1000 song jogging playlist Slows to a walk half way through first song  Socially Awkward Penguin

Dorm gets evacuated Has no friends to stay with

Dorm gets evacuated Has no friends to stay with  Socially Awkward Penguin

Asked for my birthday at airport forgot it

Asked for my birthday at airport forgot it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sitting Position warps sweatshirt Around your Waist Straightens out so people don't think you have a massive boner

Sitting Position warps sweatshirt Around your Waist Straightens out so people don't think you have a massive boner  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees someone in regular fishing spot goes to the other side of the lake

Sees someone in regular fishing spot goes to the other side of the lake  Socially Awkward Penguin

What meat do you want? Lakers

What meat do you want? Lakers  Socially Awkward Penguin

Earned enough stamps for a free wrap uncomfortable using card to pay $1.69 for a drink

Earned enough stamps for a free wrap uncomfortable using card to pay $1.69 for a drink   Socially Awkward Penguin

WALKS past a person he considers a friend Gets worried they might not recognise him, walks into lamp post

WALKS past a person he considers a friend  Gets worried they might not recognise him, walks into lamp post  Socially Awkward Penguin
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