Socially Awkward Penguin

GOES TO SWIM WITH FRIENDS SWIMS AWAY FROM PEOPLE TO AVOID AWKWARD CONVERSATION

GOES TO SWIM WITH FRIENDS SWIMS AWAY FROM PEOPLE TO AVOID AWKWARD CONVERSATION  Socially Awkward Penguin

about to leave stall when someone walks in waits until they leave

about to leave stall when someone walks in waits until they leave  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes into public restroom to pee 5 free urinals, queues up for a stall

Goes into public restroom to pee 5 free urinals, queues up for a stall   Socially Awkward Penguin

FORGETS TO WEAR GLASSES TO SCHOOL UNABLE TO SEE ANYTHING BECAUSE IT'S BETTER THAN MOVING UP IN FRONT OF EVERYONE

FORGETS TO WEAR GLASSES TO SCHOOL UNABLE TO SEE ANYTHING BECAUSE IT'S BETTER THAN MOVING UP IN FRONT OF EVERYONE  Socially Awkward Penguin

Her: "And would like cheddar or mozza?" Me: "Chedda"

Her:

Asked "what's up," replies "good" Asked "how are you," replies "not much"

Asked

Starts mowing yard at the same time as nextdoor neighbors Anxiety attack

Starts mowing yard at the same time as nextdoor neighbors Anxiety attack   Socially Awkward Penguin

listens at the door before going out so he doesn't have to say hi to neighbours

listens at the door before going out so he doesn't have to say hi to neighbours  Socially Awkward Penguin

gets stale fish from takeaway emails complaint

gets stale fish from takeaway emails complaint  Socially Awkward Penguin

Successfully call in sick to work Replay glorious victory in head for rest of morning

Successfully call in sick to work Replay glorious victory in head for rest of morning  Socially Awkward Penguin
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