Socially Awkward Penguin

Delivers bill to customers table "Enjoy"

Delivers bill to customers table

is that cute girl checking me out? nope. she just looks at me like i'm satan because of my clothes

is that cute girl checking me out? nope. she just looks 
at me like i'm satan because
of my clothes    Socially Awkward Penguin

listens to loud music through headphones pause. thought i heard someone call my name. repeat every ten seconds

listens to loud music through headphones pause. thought i heard someone call my name. repeat every ten seconds    Socially Awkward Penguin

recently turned 21 still hide alcohol from parents

recently turned 21 still hide alcohol from parents  Socially Awkward Penguin

Try to order in spanish forget everything you know about spanish and english

Try to order in spanish forget everything you know about spanish and english  Socially Awkward Penguin

sees people tabling in towers lobby looks straight ahead and pretends not to notice them

sees people tabling in towers lobby looks straight ahead and pretends not to notice them    Socially Awkward Penguin

Group of Hispanic men are in the car several feet away Start walking faster God, they think I'm racist. Slow down. God, I'm gonna die. Speed up.

Group of Hispanic men are in the car several feet away Start walking faster
God, they think I'm racist. Slow down.
God, I'm gonna die. Speed up.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Have Idea for Socially Awkward Penguin Meme Make Boyfriend make it

Have Idea for Socially Awkward Penguin Meme Make Boyfriend make it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Learn awesome new phrase or word wait for perfect moment in conversation to use it

Learn awesome new phrase or word wait for perfect moment in conversation to use it  Socially Awkward Penguin

walk to bathroom, girl behind you in hallway hold door open for her

walk to bathroom, girl behind you in hallway hold door open for her  Socially Awkward Penguin
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