Socially Awkward Penguin

Makes up excuse to go to the bathroom during a party to check reddit

Makes up excuse to go to the bathroom during a party to check reddit  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone asks if a seat is taken "Yes it's not."

Someone asks if a seat is taken

Farts in elevator and blames it on senior Proceeds to get ass handed to him by senior

Farts in elevator and blames it on senior Proceeds to get ass handed to him by senior  Socially Awkward Penguin

What is The Super Bowl?

What is The Super Bowl?  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Alright class, find a partner" oh god no.

Stranger asks for $3 to buy a pack of cigarettes "I don't believe in smoking"

Stranger asks for $3 to buy a pack of cigarettes

"So who are you here to see?" Everyone else

Dropped my sunglasses in my car, and laid into the horn when I leaned over to pick them up Person in the car in front of me went to the same store I was going to

Dropped my sunglasses in my car, and laid into the horn when I leaned over to pick them up Person in the car in front of me went to the same store I was going to  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Alright I'm gonna let you go" "OK thanks"

Told "Your boobs are amazing" Replies "Thanks, so are yours"

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