Socially Awkward Penguin

Run over a kid on his bike. Back up and run him over again before speeding off, killing bystanders along the way with a handgun. There must be no witnesses!!!!!!!

Run over a kid on his bike. Back up and run him over again before speeding off, killing bystanders along the way with a handgun.
There must be no witnesses!!!!!!!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Person hangs up before you can say goodbye say goodbye quietly to yourself

Person hangs up before you can say goodbye say goodbye quietly to yourself  Socially Awkward Penguin

accidently lock eyes with motorist at a red light oh god i have to race

accidently lock eyes with motorist at a red light oh god i have to race  Socially Awkward Penguin

Smile at cute girl waving hello in class Actually meant for guy behind you

Smile at cute girl waving hello in class Actually meant for guy behind you  Socially Awkward Penguin

making facebook status rereads and corrects it 10 times before posting

making facebook status rereads and corrects it 10 times before posting  Socially Awkward Penguin

My turn to deal can't shuffle

My turn to deal can't shuffle  Socially Awkward Penguin

Does something embarrassing while alone, still gets embarrassed imagining someone had seen it.

Does something embarrassing while alone,  still gets embarrassed imagining someone had seen it.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Cough to hide fart Cough, then fart.

Cough to hide fart   Cough, then fart.  Socially Awkward Penguin

TAPPED ON SHOULDER FLINCH DRAMATICALLY

TAPPED ON SHOULDER FLINCH DRAMATICALLY   Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees other person heading towards same door. Speed up so you don't have to hold it for them.

Sees other person heading towards same door. Speed up so you don't have to hold it for them.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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