Socially Awkward Penguin

Hears a knock on door, someone is selling something. Doesn't answer door

Hears a knock on door, someone is selling something. Doesn't answer door  Socially Awkward Penguin

Imagines a gunman busting through his classroom door Dies a quick death

Imagines a gunman busting through his classroom door Dies a quick death  Socially Awkward Penguin

Get a new haircut EVerybody notices

Get a new haircut EVerybody notices  Socially Awkward Penguin

responds to "recruiter" email with anti-spam flame head office calls to let me know it's a real job

responds to

Send a text professing your undying love Follow up with "JK"

Send a text professing your undying love Follow up with

Sings along with song Get Lyrics wrong

Sings along with song Get Lyrics wrong    Socially Awkward Penguin

dancing with a girl "can i put my hands on your hips?"

dancing with a girl

Walks confidently around school all day with fly down transfers to another school in a different state

Walks confidently around school all day with fly down   transfers to another school in a different state  Socially Awkward Penguin

jumps off the high dive loses bathing suit

jumps off the high dive loses bathing suit  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets on Southwest flight in loading section C Only middle seats left "Didn't feel like going to see dying grandma anyway"

Gets on Southwest flight in loading section C Only middle seats left
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