Socially Awkward Penguin

Taking Shit... Water splashes your balls..

Taking Shit... Water splashes your balls..  Socially Awkward Penguin

CHAIR MAKES FART NOISE PERTEND LIKE IT DIDNT HAPPEN

CHAIR MAKES FART NOISE PERTEND LIKE IT DIDNT HAPPEN  Socially Awkward Penguin

Never talked to neighbor before Afraid to take out recycling

Never talked to neighbor before Afraid to take out recycling  Socially Awkward Penguin

Shake hands with someone they're left handed!

Shake hands with someone they're left handed!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend tells inside joke and everyone but you understands and laughs Know you weren't invited to that part

Friend tells inside joke and everyone but you understands and laughs Know you weren't invited to that part  Socially Awkward Penguin

Say an enthusiastic hello to someone you think you know Realize later person is a total stranger

Say an enthusiastic hello to someone you think you know Realize later person is a total stranger  Socially Awkward Penguin

Refrain from tweeting until feed is clear of people who follow you

Refrain from tweeting until feed is clear of people who follow you   Socially Awkward Penguin

Break wind in cubicle Cute coworker walks in

Break wind in cubicle Cute coworker walks in  Socially Awkward Penguin

Only one in bathroom Still takes quiet shit

Only one in bathroom Still takes quiet shit  Socially Awkward Penguin

Try to sway arms naturally End up slapping 3 people in their privates in a row

Try to sway arms naturally End up slapping 3 people in their privates in a row  Socially Awkward Penguin
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