Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets told 'happy mother's day' by male cashier Thanks, you too.

Gets told 'happy mother's day' by male cashier  Thanks, you too.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to job interview "uhh..."

Goes to job interview

Gives number to two guys at Starbucks with Awkward penguin note No one is interested.

Gives number to two guys at Starbucks with Awkward penguin note No one is interested.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friends mother says "I love you" "Love you too Mom"

Friends mother says

sees friend typing in facebook chat heart rate elevates

sees friend typing in facebook chat heart rate elevates  Socially Awkward Penguin

get pocket dialed say hello 7 times then eavesdrop for a while

get pocket dialed say hello 7 times then eavesdrop for a while  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has to use bathroom at friends house pees on side of the bowl so it dosen't make noise

Has to use bathroom at friends house pees on side of the bowl so it dosen't make noise  Socially Awkward Penguin

caught having sex with frozen penguin carcass she was presenting

caught having sex with frozen penguin carcass she was presenting  Socially Awkward Penguin

friends are talking raises hand and waits for permission to speak

friends are talking raises hand and waits for permission to speak  Socially Awkward Penguin

makes eye contact with girl that you've known since 1st grade both pretend you didn't see each other

makes eye contact with girl that you've known since 1st grade both pretend you didn't see each other  Socially Awkward Penguin
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