Socially Awkward Penguin

Took Grandma to the Doctor she recognizes one of the nurses While walking out Grandma says what A nice colored girl she is...

Took Grandma to the Doctor she recognizes one of the nurses  While walking out Grandma says what A nice colored girl she is...   Socially Awkward Penguin

Ticket Receptionist: "Enjoy the movie" Me: "You too"

Ticket Receptionist:

Realizes someone commented "I don't know why this was downvoted" on a post they downvoted Reverses Vote

Realizes someone commented

start singing along with the radio in my car hold cell phone next to ear so others think i'm on the phone

start singing along with the radio in my car hold cell phone next to ear so others think i'm on the phone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Make eye contact with a dog immediately look at the ground

Make eye contact with a dog immediately look at the ground  Socially Awkward Penguin

Eat lunch in the dining hall by myself Set phone alarm to vibrate every 3 minutes so it looks like I'm texting someone

Eat lunch in the dining hall by myself Set phone alarm to vibrate every 3 minutes so it looks like I'm texting someone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Dances with pretty girl at bar drops her and sends her to hospital with concussion

Dances with pretty girl at bar drops her and sends her to hospital with concussion   Socially Awkward Penguin

Bunch of hot girls enter and stand next to me Avoid eye contact and get off 3 stops early

Bunch of hot girls enter and stand next to me  Avoid eye contact and get off 3 stops early  Socially Awkward Penguin

Accidentally makes fart noise with paper tries to do it again so no one thinks i farted

Accidentally makes fart noise with paper tries to do it again so no one thinks i farted  Socially Awkward Penguin

High school reunion next friday!!! no.fucking.way

High school reunion next friday!!! no.fucking.way  Socially Awkward Penguin
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