Socially Awkward Penguin

Get a sip of water from your desk realize you're in the wrong room, leave.

Get a sip of water from your desk realize you're in the wrong room, leave.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Had my IT guy block reddit at work Spend all day on Alien Blue

Had my IT guy block reddit at work Spend all day on Alien Blue  Socially Awkward Penguin

i don't buy more than one bag of chips at the convenience store because if i did i would seem overindulgent

i don't buy more than one bag of chips at the convenience store  because if i did i would seem overindulgent  Socially Awkward Penguin

rushing into mall with revolving door go into crammed space with stranger

rushing into mall with revolving door go into crammed space with stranger  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl friend starts crying while breaking up with me hug her and breaks up with me for her

Girl friend starts crying while breaking up with me hug her and breaks up with me for her  Socially Awkward Penguin

keep the volume down when wearing headphones incase someone overhears shit music taste

keep the volume down when wearing headphones incase someone overhears shit music taste  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sit down on squeaky chair do not move

Sit down on squeaky chair do not move  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tried to say 'see ya' and 'later' to someone Ended up saying 'slater'

Tried to say 'see ya' and 'later' to someone Ended up saying 'slater'  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets invited to a party that starts at 8 o'clock Shows up at 8 o'clock

Gets invited to a party that starts at 8 o'clock Shows up at 8 o'clock  Socially Awkward Penguin

A law-abiding citizen who isn't wearing anything metallic afraid that the alarm will go off when walking through airport body scanners

A law-abiding citizen who isn't wearing anything metallic afraid that the alarm will go off when walking through airport body scanners  Socially Awkward Penguin
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