Socially Awkward Penguin

Orders pizza for dinner nearly every night But never from same place within a 5 day window in fear of being judged on pizza consumption

Orders pizza for dinner nearly every night But never from same place within a 5 day window in fear of being judged on pizza consumption  Socially Awkward Penguin

Walk into public restroom to go poop the same time as someone else Just wash hands and immediately leave

Walk into public restroom to go poop the same time as someone else Just wash hands and immediately leave  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Hi boss, how are you?" "Good, and you?" "good, AND YOU?

SEE SOMEONE YOU KNOW IN A PUBLIC SETTING ACT LIKE YOUR'E DOING SOMETHING ON YOUR PHONE.

SEE SOMEONE YOU KNOW IN A PUBLIC SETTING ACT LIKE YOUR'E DOING SOMETHING ON YOUR PHONE.  Socially Awkward Penguin

actually likes nickleback is too afraid to admit it, even on the internet

actually likes nickleback is too afraid to admit it, even on the internet  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Which finger do you plan on wearing it?" My left

Finally gets girl to come to his house to do homework with

Finally gets girl to come to his house to do homework with  Socially Awkward Penguin

Takes the stairs To avoid having to talk to people in elevators

Takes the stairs To avoid having to talk to people in elevators   Socially Awkward Penguin

"Misidentified Boston Bomber found dead..." Zooey Deschanel?

Goes to help a coworker find cheap bus fares to New York Opens the webpage www.megabush.com in front of her "For those who love hairy pussy!"

Goes to help a coworker find cheap bus fares to New York Opens the webpage www.megabush.com
in front of her
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