Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend was telling me about when his dad died wasn't aware because I was in my own head and busted out laughing at a joke I remembered

Friend was telling me about when his dad died wasn't aware because I was in my own head and busted out laughing at a joke I remembered  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets a call just before my turn in line looks at teller and says "Hello?"

Gets a call just before my turn in line looks at teller and says

BUYS LOTTERY TICKET CLERK "GOOD LUCK" "YOU TOO"

BUYS LOTTERY TICKET  CLERK

person you are taking to wipes their nose with their finger Wipe own nose immediately after to make sure there isn't any thing in my nose

person you are taking to wipes their nose with their finger Wipe own nose immediately after to make sure there isn't any thing in my nose  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wins award Claps with audience

Wins award  Claps with audience   Socially Awkward Penguin

employee at the mall kiosks sees you coming down on their side pretend to talk on the phone

employee at the mall kiosks sees you coming down on their side pretend to talk on the phone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend plays a good song Uses shazam to find out song name instead of asking

Friend plays a good song Uses shazam to find out song name instead of asking  Socially Awkward Penguin

Live person answers when I call my local congressman Uh sorry wrong number

Live person answers when I call my local congressman Uh sorry wrong number  Socially Awkward Penguin

"You're the only one around here who ever helps me" "oh, i'm glad to hear that"

At 4 way stop at end of king st. by mac hospital, see car approach, it signals for you to walk first proceed walking 2 steps... then stop and let the car go first

At 4 way stop at end of king st. by mac hospital, see car approach, it signals for you to walk first   proceed walking 2 steps... then stop and let the car go first   Socially Awkward Penguin
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