Socially Awkward Penguin

is naturally kind gets mistaken for flirting

is naturally kind  gets mistaken for flirting  Socially Awkward Penguin

when writing online: A shakespearean novelist When talking in public: You know like uhm yeah

when writing online: A shakespearean novelist When talking in public: You know like uhm yeah  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cashier doesn't give a cup with fast food order "Didn't need a drink with my hot wings anyway"

Cashier doesn't give a cup with fast food order

Gets a girlfriend spits in her hand purposely

Gets a girlfriend spits in her hand purposely  Socially Awkward Penguin

Listens to dubstep Alt+tab checks google talk

Listens to dubstep Alt+tab checks google talk  Socially Awkward Penguin

Starts fake argument in head gets so into it yells in real life

Starts fake argument in head gets so into it yells in real life  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Surprise! We ordered free pizza for everyone!" *hides*

coworker waiting for the elevator takes 10 flights of stairs to avoid conversation

coworker waiting for the elevator takes 10 flights of stairs to avoid conversation  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesn't know how to respond on the internet Replies: haha

Doesn't know how to respond on the internet Replies: haha  Socially Awkward Penguin

See someone entering at the bathroom while getting ready to pee Act like I was just finishing up and leave.

See someone entering at the bathroom while getting ready to pee Act like I was just finishing up and leave.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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