Socially Awkward Penguin

Wants to impress European crush by seeming sociable Knocks drink out of the hand of the girl I was introducing, and spills alcohol in her eye

Wants to impress European crush by seeming sociable Knocks drink out of the hand of the girl I was introducing, and spills alcohol in her eye  Socially Awkward Penguin

You were cute then nothing happened in the way I guess...

You were cute then nothing happened in the way I guess...  Socially Awkward Penguin

first time posting to reddit adrenaline rush

first time posting to reddit adrenaline rush  Socially Awkward Penguin

Cute girl hiccup's behind me, turn around "Bless You"

Cute girl hiccup's behind me, turn around

People behind start laughing Feels back to make sure nothing is there

People behind start laughing  Feels back to make sure nothing is there  Socially Awkward Penguin

works the night shift sends texts to everyone in contacts

works the night shift sends texts to everyone in contacts   Socially Awkward Penguin

Hurricane not affecting my part of the country feels guilty

Hurricane not affecting my part of the country  feels guilty  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wears relatively short "high" heels everyone stares

Wears relatively short

Here's your ticket, enojy the show "you too"

Here's your ticket, enojy the show

No one responding. texts self to make sure phone works

No one responding. texts self to make sure phone works  Socially Awkward Penguin
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