Socially Awkward Penguin

theater worker says "enjoy your movie" Replies: "You too."

theater worker says

Window seat better drink my own piss

Window seat better drink my own piss  Socially Awkward Penguin

Joins a MMO Too shy to ever speak to another player

Joins a MMO Too shy to ever speak to another player  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets new phone Too nervous to ask people for numbers

Gets new phone Too nervous to ask people for numbers  Socially Awkward Penguin

Salesman At Airport: Thank you sir have a great flight Me: Thanks you too

Salesman At Airport: Thank you sir have a great flight Me: Thanks you too  Socially Awkward Penguin

A bee just flew through my window It was nice knowing all of you

A bee just flew 
through my window It was nice knowing all of you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Overheal someone 'Thanks'

Overheal someone 'Thanks'  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets accused of something he didn't do Feels guilty about it anyway

Gets accused of something he didn't do Feels guilty about it anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't find anyone to eat dinner with dont' eat

Can't find anyone to eat dinner with dont' eat  Socially Awkward Penguin

Looking at object behind person as they turn and face you Exaggerate look so they don't think you're staring at them

Looking at object behind person as they turn and face you Exaggerate look so they don't think you're staring at them  Socially Awkward Penguin
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