Socially Awkward Penguin

Friend asks for ride to a party Give ride, don't go to party

Friend asks for ride to a party Give ride, don't go to party  Socially Awkward Penguin

people at party want to play strip poker sneaks away to put on more clothes

people at party want to play strip poker sneaks away to put on more clothes  Socially Awkward Penguin

CAN'T GET LAID GRADE A MASTURBATOR

CAN'T GET LAID GRADE A MASTURBATOR  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl spends night at house give her an empty bed then masturbate in your room after she goes to sleep

Girl spends night at house give her an empty bed then masturbate in your room after she goes to sleep  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesn't eat meat Just picks it off the pizza without saying a word

Doesn't eat meat Just picks it off the pizza without saying a word  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone ashes cigarette in my coffee drink anyway

Someone ashes cigarette in my coffee  drink anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

get defriended by teachers on facebook "they probably didn't like me anyway"

get defriended by teachers on facebook

Smiles, nods, laughs No idea what you just said

Smiles, nods, laughs No idea what you just said  Socially Awkward Penguin

Car in oncoming lane flashes brights Check to see if fly is down

Car in oncoming lane flashes brights Check to see if fly is down  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets caught singing at a red light pretends to be talking on speaker phone

Gets caught singing at a red light pretends to be talking on speaker phone  Socially Awkward Penguin
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