Socially Awkward Penguin

Start hitting on girl from behind Ex

Start hitting on girl from behind Ex  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to talk to dad "so what kind of toothbrush do you use to brush your hair?"

Tries to talk to dad

sit starving through class so I don't make other people hungry

sit starving through class so I don't make other people hungry  Socially Awkward Penguin

Hears a person finishing up in the stall next to him at the same time. I'll just hang out here for a little bit.

Hears a person finishing up in the stall next to him at the same time. I'll just hang out here for a little bit.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Complements someone's shirt at the gym using adrenaline rush to set personal record on bench press

Complements someone's shirt at the gym using adrenaline rush to set personal record on bench press  Socially Awkward Penguin

"ATT uverse offering trial HBO" "Still downloaded Game of Thrones from Pirate Bay."

Think first meeting is on the 10th eat timbits I bought for everyone; alone in empty dark classrom

Think first meeting is on the 10th eat timbits I bought for everyone; alone in empty dark classrom  Socially Awkward Penguin

turns radio on at red light ke$ha max volume

turns radio on at red light   ke$ha max volume 
  Socially Awkward Penguin

someone you kind of know is about to walk by you look at every single thing you can possibly look at, except in that person's general direction

someone you kind of know is about to walk by you look at every single thing you can possibly look at, except in that person's general direction  Socially Awkward Penguin

have to fart during SAT holds it because 'noises arent allowed and may invalidate tests'

have to fart during SAT holds it because 'noises arent allowed and may invalidate tests'  Socially Awkward Penguin
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