Socially Awkward Penguin

plays rock, paper, scissors with jewish friend chooses paper and stretches arm out as far at it will go.

plays rock, paper, scissors with jewish friend chooses paper and stretches arm out as far at it will go.    Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone asked me what my beef was I said roast

Someone asked me what my beef was   I said roast  Socially Awkward Penguin

Says bad juju to kid and says its not jew..its juju

Says bad juju to kid and says its not jew..its juju  Socially Awkward Penguin

Whats up? ayoj

Whats up? ayoj  Socially Awkward Penguin

Was supposed to be able to fly To shy to tell anyone

Was supposed to be able to fly To shy to tell anyone  Socially Awkward Penguin

-Have a nice day -you're welcome

-Have a nice day -you're welcome  Socially Awkward Penguin

Haven't said anything in a while Now I have to wait until I think of something good to say.

Haven't said anything in a while
 Now I have to wait until I think of something good to say.
  Socially Awkward Penguin

Screen call from unknown number Google it afterwards

Screen call from unknown number  Google it afterwards   Socially Awkward Penguin

ACCIDENTLY Walks into ye meeting dies of shame

ACCIDENTLY Walks into ye meeting  dies of shame  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees you texting Reads texts over your shoulder

Sees you texting Reads texts over your shoulder  Socially Awkward Penguin
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