Socially Awkward Penguin

Drops the soap in the shower while in prison

Drops the soap in the shower while in prison  Socially Awkward Penguin

Summa cum laude accepts diploma takes picture Falls off stage while exiting

Summa cum laude accepts diploma takes picture Falls off stage while exiting  Socially Awkward Penguin

"hope you mom likes her new perfume" "Thanks, you too"

Drops pencil, rolls to next row in lecture hall I guess i'm buying a new pencil

Drops pencil, rolls to next row in lecture hall I guess i'm buying a new pencil  Socially Awkward Penguin

Joins online dating site Ex is the top recommended match

Joins online dating site Ex is the top recommended match  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sits on facebook trying to come up with a witty update gives up and makes a Socially-Awkward Meme

Sits on facebook trying to come up with a witty update gives up and makes a Socially-Awkward Meme  Socially Awkward Penguin

Orders Caffe Latte. Watches Barista wipe steam wand with damp cloth Closest thing he'll get to sex all day

Orders Caffe Latte. Watches Barista wipe 
steam wand with damp cloth Closest thing he'll get to sex all day   Socially Awkward Penguin

Ends conversation with cute cashier by saying "Have a good weekend!" It's monday.

Ends conversation with cute cashier by saying

Finds son's condom on kitchen table post to reddit to avoid confrontation

Finds son's condom on kitchen table post to reddit to avoid confrontation  Socially Awkward Penguin

friend uses inside joke can't remember it

friend uses inside joke can't remember it  Socially Awkward Penguin
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