Socially Awkward Penguin

Neighbor parks in front of house for 3 days Worry about parking there when he moves

Neighbor parks in front of house for 3 days Worry about parking there  when he moves  Socially Awkward Penguin

"walk into store, notice they sell same drink you're holding" Throw drink away, buy another

"ok class, time to peer edit each others' papers!" Tell partner that their paper is perfect

Flashes high beams at oncoming car to let them know a cop is ahead Oncoming car is another cop

Flashes high beams at oncoming car to let them know a cop is ahead Oncoming car is another cop  Socially Awkward Penguin

sees attractive girl on train pretends to fall asleep

sees attractive girl on train pretends to fall asleep  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees girl who's spoken to him once before. "you shouldn't have worn white in the rain"

Sees girl who's spoken to him once before.

Say goodbye to your high school crush for the last time See you later

Say goodbye to your high school crush for the last time See you later  Socially Awkward Penguin

hang up on phone call with job recruiter "i love you"

hang up on phone call with job recruiter

3 SAPs in 3 bathroom stalls at work... not a sound for an hour

3 SAPs in 3 bathroom stalls at work... not a sound for an hour  Socially Awkward Penguin

Says "Fuck bitch's, Get money" Is a virgin and doesnt have a job

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