Socially Awkward Penguin

Considers commenting on a facebook friend's post Doesn't, because they might think I'm a creep

Considers commenting on a facebook friend's post Doesn't, because they might think I'm a creep  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sometimes I use this meme instead of confession bear Because I think it will get more up votes

Sometimes I use this meme instead of confession bear Because I think it will get more up votes  Socially Awkward Penguin

coworker sneezes you say "bless you" coworker says "it was a cough"

coworker sneezes
you say

cute girl asks if seat is taken at the bar Says no and doesn't say another word the rest of the night

cute girl asks if seat is taken at the bar Says no and doesn't say another word the rest of the night  Socially Awkward Penguin

Friends invite you out with them just so they can laugh at your mistakes

Friends invite you out with them just so they can laugh at your mistakes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees stranger wearing favorite band's Tshirt Asks to hug them

Sees stranger wearing favorite band's Tshirt Asks to hug them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Give old black lady your seat on the bus In the very back

Give old black lady your seat on the bus In the very back  Socially Awkward Penguin

Knocked on friend's door to her dorm room. She said, "One second!" then came out with a tank top on, no bra, hair dishelved, and her boyfriend was on her bed Pretended nothing was wrong, hugged her, and asked her about her summer

Knocked on friend's door to her dorm room.  She said,

Saw a guy dressed up the reddit alien Didn't even ask him when the narwhal bacons

Saw a guy dressed up the reddit alien Didn't even ask him when the narwhal bacons  Socially Awkward Penguin

Needs to go to the bathroom on airplane, has window seat Doesn't so he won't have to disturb the other people.

Needs to go to the bathroom on airplane, has window seat Doesn't so he won't have to disturb the other people.  Socially Awkward Penguin
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