Socially Awkward Penguin

thought I had to shit but it was just gas wipe anyway

thought I had to shit but it was just gas wipe anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

Meets with beautiful girl, despite her compliments and flintiness Forgets everything I was going to say, and didn't ask her out

Meets with beautiful girl, despite her compliments and flintiness Forgets everything I was going to say, and didn't ask her out  Socially Awkward Penguin

rents own desk at co-working space facebook all day

rents own desk at co-working space facebook  all  day  Socially Awkward Penguin

Say's, "hey, nice haircut" Person didn't get a haircut

Say's,

someone compliments him Replies: Happy Birthday

someone compliments
him Replies: Happy Birthday  Socially Awkward Penguin

Forgets locker combination Keeps spinning the dial randomly

Forgets locker combination Keeps spinning the dial randomly  Socially Awkward Penguin

september birthday feels inferior to friends born in 31-day months

september birthday feels inferior to friends born in 31-day months  Socially Awkward Penguin

goes to the wee red shindig stands in the back trying to make eye contact with drunk girls

goes to the wee red shindig stands in the back trying to make eye contact with drunk girls  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend says shes pregnent on april fools day Askes her to marry him

Girlfriend says shes pregnent on april fools day Askes her to marry him  Socially Awkward Penguin

WAnts to record a video at a concert Dims light on phone all the way down

WAnts to record a video at a concert Dims light on phone all the way down   Socially Awkward Penguin
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