Socially Awkward Penguin

One way street Looks both ways when crossing

One way street  Looks both ways when crossing   Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone cool greets you with "What's up?" "not much"

Someone cool greets you with

Would you like to make that into a meal, sir? uh... yea, Medium.

Would you like to make that into a meal, sir? uh... yea, Medium.  Socially Awkward Penguin

At a restaurant where the waitress is an attractive teenage girl Feels nervous and self-conscious the entire time

At a restaurant where the waitress is an attractive teenage girl Feels nervous and self-conscious the entire time  Socially Awkward Penguin

would rather spend 7 hours playing hon than talking to lc for 5 seconds

would rather spend 7 hours playing hon than talking to lc for 5 seconds  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesn't pick up call from an unknown number Google searches number

Doesn't pick up call from an unknown number Google searches number  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl asks me out Creepily smile, giggle, then walk away talking to myself.

Girl asks me out Creepily smile, giggle, then walk away talking to myself.  Socially Awkward Penguin

"No thank you" "But thanks anways"

has to go to the bathroom at a girls house too nervous to ask where it is

has to go to the bathroom at a girls house too nervous to ask where it is  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to make witty comment on meetup spends rest of the day filled with regret

Tries to make witty comment on meetup spends rest of the day filled with regret  Socially Awkward Penguin
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