Socially Awkward Penguin

gets speeding ticket from cop thanks, sir

gets speeding ticket from cop thanks, sir  Socially Awkward Penguin

Farts in elevator with headphones in. Not sure if it was audible to others.

Farts in elevator with headphones in. Not sure if it was audible to others.  Socially Awkward Penguin

answers phone waits for the person on the other line to speak first

answers phone waits for the person on the other line to speak first  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sneezes at work in a room full of people Accidentally says 'bless you' before anyone else

Sneezes at work in a room full of people Accidentally says 'bless you' before anyone else  Socially Awkward Penguin

has had fever for ~18 hours now decides it best to drive home to Blair

has had fever for ~18 hours now decides it best to drive home to Blair  Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't phrase funny thought into funny comment sit in silence

Can't  phrase funny thought into funny comment sit in silence  Socially Awkward Penguin

Peeing next to random stranger "hey, nice watch."

Peeing next to random stranger

Happy birthday!!! thanks, you too.

Happy birthday!!! thanks, you too.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Holds Open Door Apologizes

Holds Open Door Apologizes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Rehearses what they are going to say as someone approaches them Says the sentence wrong in own head

Rehearses what they are going to say as someone approaches them Says the sentence wrong in own head  Socially Awkward Penguin
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