Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to party with crush Doesn't dance with her

Goes to party with crush Doesn't dance with her  Socially Awkward Penguin

Spends Months becoming fluent in foreign language Forgets everything the instant someone talks

Spends Months becoming fluent in foreign language Forgets everything the instant someone talks   Socially Awkward Penguin

breaks leg "oh god, now i have to pick somebody to leave class early with"

breaks leg

makes the front page wakes up

makes the front page wakes up  Socially Awkward Penguin

in a crowd holds in farts

in a crowd holds in farts  Socially Awkward Penguin

"Went to a Hispanic Dentist" Kept standing up for every name called

Waitress: "Enjoy your meal!" Me: "You Too."

Waitress:

friend yells name HERE

friend yells name HERE  Socially Awkward Penguin

Airport Shop Lady: "Have a nice flight!" You too.

Airport Shop Lady:

FALLS ASLEEP ON STREAM START SLEEP FAPPING

FALLS ASLEEP ON STREAM   START SLEEP FAPPING  Socially Awkward Penguin
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