Socially Awkward Penguin

Too Drunk to function oh, leave the mom to me

Too Drunk to function oh, leave the mom to me  Socially Awkward Penguin

Start singing a song realize you've always used the wrong lyrics too late

Start singing a song realize you've always used the wrong lyrics too late  Socially Awkward Penguin

Wanted to impress megan styled hair like adolf

Wanted to impress megan styled hair like adolf  Socially Awkward Penguin

Try a new restaurant, everything costs too much Buy something anyway, to be polite

Try a new restaurant, everything costs too much Buy something anyway, to be polite  Socially Awkward Penguin

See ex-girlfriend's mom at grocery store Don't speak unless spoken to

See ex-girlfriend's mom at grocery store Don't speak unless spoken to  Socially Awkward Penguin

WHEN FACED WITH A SITUATION IN WHICH YOU NEED TO SPEAK WITH MEN MANLIER THAN YOURSELF- a. TRY TO REMEMBER EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER HEARD ABOUT SPORTS, CARS, FISTFIGHTS, AND TOOLS b. SUMMON ALL KNOWLEDGE CONCERNING NINJAS THAT YOU'VE EVER READ AS YOU SILENT

WHEN FACED WITH A SITUATION IN WHICH YOU NEED TO SPEAK WITH MEN MANLIER THAN YOURSELF- a. TRY TO REMEMBER EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER HEARD ABOUT SPORTS, CARS, FISTFIGHTS, AND TOOLS

b. SUMMON ALL KNOWLEDGE CONCERNING NINJAS THAT YOU'VE EVER READ AS YOU SILENT  Socially Awkward Penguin

think zyzz is dead atheist

think zyzz is dead atheist  Socially Awkward Penguin

Run to public bathroom because you have to take a crap people in there so you was hands and leave

Run to public bathroom because you have to take a crap people in there so you was hands and leave  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finds computer lab empty goes in to do work Someone comes in gets up and leaves

Finds computer lab empty
 goes in to do work   Someone comes in
gets up and leaves  Socially Awkward Penguin

Begins job as telemarketer apologizes for inconvenience

Begins job as telemarketer apologizes for inconvenience  Socially Awkward Penguin
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